The Dumpsta Players present...
"A Very Lipshitz Christmas"
Wednesday, December 17th
10pm doors, 11PM showtime -- sharp!
Bob and Barbara's
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover
MISS TONY VS. HOMOPHOBIC DEACON DICK
LIBBY LIPSHITZ-BARRY GOES GOY
TINY COLLETTA EATS HER WAY THRU HOLIDAYS
It's Christmas at the Lipshitz home, but wait a minute, they're Jews! The economy is so bad that the family is flat broke and battling mother Libby and rebellious daughter Bethsheba have to peddle their wares and enter a financially lucrative dance contest at the ex-Gay Ministry Church, led by swishy Deacon Dick Dunceworth and his evil assistant Ethel Witzenheimer. Southwest Philly's finest Tiny Colletta and daughter Lurlayne are just there for the free food! But look who's here to crash the party and show everyone how to dance: 13th Street queen Miss Tony and her cousin Rosita Conchita Rodriguez-Johnson. Will the Collettas eat all the candy? Who gets the Christmas tree thrown at them this year? Has Deacon Dick really prayed the gay away? Will Miss Tony finally teach everyone important lessons in homophobia and how to come correct? And will they listen this time?
Find out in... A Very Lipshitz Christmas
Sounds like a riot! Wish I coulda been there.
ReplyDeleteNow that Brian and I live in Ohio (practically next door to you ... especially compared to Texas or New Mexico) we plan to visit NJ, maybe this summer. We'd love to see the Dumpsta Players strut their stuff.