The Dumpsta Players Present... Sucky 70s 2

The Dumpsta Players Present "SUCKY 70S 2!"

The Date: Wednesday, FEBRUARY 19, 2015
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, showtime is 11 PM sharp! 21+ $1.99 cover!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA, For info: 215-545-4511


SHAUN CASSIDY VS. GARY GLITTER ASS, GAS OR GRASS-NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE SHOW US YOUR BONEY M.!

Featuring guest sets from DJs Cosmonaut & ChattyCathy **ALL 70S DISCO, FUNK, GLAM, COCK ROCK, BUBBLEGUM POP**

Sexual revolution. No ATMs. No smart phones and plentiful cheap pot. Just some of the lovely details of the decade known as The 70's. Sleaze to the 8-track soundtrack of ten years of UFO sightings, terrariums, Music For Your Plants, polyester, pet rocks, chia pets and progressive thinking. It's the worst of the worst-rock, country, pop & disco music with goofy stories, bad singing and no rap. See the Guitar Gods of Rock and get high in the Chevy Van!

Shake your booty, blow your funky horn, love the one you're with, but don't miss - "SUCKY 70’S 2"!

A portion of proceeds from this event benefit Philly AIDS Thrift, whose goal is to sell the lovely, useful, interesting, amusing, and sometimes mysterious stuff generous people donate to their thrift store and then distribute the proceeds to local organizations involved in the fight against HIV/AIDS.

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The Dumpsta Players Present… PromTrash Broadway!

The Dumpsta Players Present "PROMTRASH BROADWAY"

The Date: Wednesday, APRIL 16, 2014
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, showtime is 11 PM sharp! 21+ $1.99 cover!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA, For info: 215-545-4511

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the trashiest Prom Queen of all? That's right, folks, time again to pick America's trashiest Prom Queen!

The Dumpsta Players celebrate their 18th Annual stag, drag, come-as-you-were/are/is "PROMTRASH BROADWAY" @ Bob and Barbara's!

Cheery Hell High's drama teacher, Mr. Blob Claymation, is workin' the kids up into a frenzy as this Prom is guaranteed to be an EXTRAVAGANZA! From "A Chorus Line" to "Bye Bye Birdie" the kids promise a show you will not soon forget!

Will 2013 Prom Trash queen Sharon Babcock AKA Divine Miss Jimmi return? Will last year's runner up, Mrs. Miller be back?

It's revenge of the dreadful prom, so join in the ffffun! We invite all to put on a prom dress, don a tux, and compete with the gender bending drag kings, queens, straight up females and males, fag hags, pretty princesses and assorted other freaks!

Come enjoy The Dumpsta Players' 150th show and the sensational crowning in - "PROMTRASH BROADWAY!"

A portion of the proceeds from "PromTrash Broadway" go to support The Rotunda.

The Rotunda is a community-gathering place that is fueled by the belief that art is a catalyst for social change and that the arts can lead to the formation of meaningful partnerships between the University of Pennsylvania and surrounding neighborhoods. Over 300 events are offered every year, including live music, film, spoken word, theater, art, dance, education, youth programs, arts incubation, and various experimental genres. As an alcohol-free, smoke-free venue, The Rotunda provides a critical social alternative for all ages. At its core, The Rotunda is a shared space fostering learning, enrichment, and community support while empowering the public to present, produce, and promote their work.

This event is also co-sponsored by Philly Queer Media.

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The Dumpsta Players Present "Discotastrophe!"

The Dumpsta Players Present "DISCOTASTROPHE!"

The Date: Wednesday, FEBRUARY 19, 2014
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, showtime is 11 PM sharp! 21+ $1.99 cover!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA, For info: 215-545-4511

DRESS AS YOUR FAV DISCO "LE FREAK"… GENERAL HOSPITAL'S LUKE AND LAURA… BEEGEES VS. ANDY GIBB!

Nothing defines the disco era quite like drama, drugs and divas! Swirling, twirling and whirling, one might encounter Liza or Jagger at Studio 69 bumping a boogie while Sylvester werked her booty under a mirror ball!

Join us as we hustle through thirty minutes of feathered hair, polyester, tube tops, fashion no-no's, questionable hookups and glitterama! But beware when Andy Gibb does one too many party favors...

Break a heel, feather your hair, but don't snort coke in the Ladies Room or you'll create a… "DISCOTASTROPHE!"

A portion of proceeds from this event benefit Gaudenzia House.

Gaudenzia helps people affected by chemical dependency, mental illness and related conditions to achieve a better quality of life -- allowing them to live as productive and accountable individuals.

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The Dumpsta Players Present… "Prisoner on Passyunk Avenue"

The Dumpsta Players Present "PRISONER ON PASSYUNK AVENUE"

The Date: Wednesday, DECEMBER 18, 2013
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp! 21+ $1.99 cover!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA


PATTY & PETEY PONZIO VS. BROOKLYN FOOD BULLIES… ZZ TOP VS. FOOD BLOGGER JULIA SLUTWIG… MUST BE JELLY CAUSE JAM DON'T SHAKE… +2012 DUMPSTA AWARDS & HIGHLIGHTS!

Patty and Petey Ponzio never thought their homemade brand of family recipe, traditional, Italian dishes would fall out of favor in the heart of old South Philly. But the onslaught of one-word foodie empire gastropubs have eaten away at their business.

Daughter Francesca swears she can sell lots of her new rap record to pay off their debts in time for Christmas, but Brooklyn restauranteur, Kunthy Twat and her shallow banjo playing hubby, Dylan Douche, have the nerve and cash to gobble up all the businesses on Passyunk Avenue.

But wait! Is that Texan Blues rockers ZZ Top I see? What are they doing on Passyunk Avenue? And what does notorious Foodadelphia blogger, Julia Slutwig write in her make or break review of The Ponzio's restaurant?

Eat a hoagie, buy some pizzelles but don't burn down Palumbo's in - “PRISONER ON PASSYUNK AVENUE!”

A portion of proceeds from this event benefit, Philabundance, driving hunger from our communities.

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The Dumpstas Tonight - OctoberFist VIII!

The Dumpsta Players Present "OctoberFist VIII!"

The Date: Wednesday, October 16, 2013
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp! $1.99 cover!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA


BULGARIAN PEASANTS REBEL! ALBANIAN EMPATHS EMOTE! NINA HAGEN-DAAZ VS. PUNKS DELTA 5

Come journey with The Dumpstas to distant lands and experience a Greek Diva and her calls for lust! Queer party boyz from Ibiza shake their pompas! Fur Trappers from Iceland reveal the hunt is really for each other! A French Madame longs for her younger days and muchachas from Espana call the telefono to gossip!

But there is trouble in the Balkans… when an Albanian empath senses death in the air, the rebellion begins and anyone may die…

Let the ancient celebration commence. In spirited rhythms and many tongues, let's fill the air with music and make merry!

Behold the songs of the people! Behold the melody of the language! Behold, the symphony of the season! Raise your fist in solidarity - "OctoberFist VIII"!

A portion of proceeds benefit Juntos, a Latino immigrant, community-led organization in Philadelphia fighting for our human rights as workers, parents, youth, and immigrants. Find out more here!



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Dumpstas Return Tonight!

The Dumpsta Players Present… "Star Whorez!"

MR. ROBOTO VS. EMPRESS AVIARA! TRELENA 12 SEEKS SANCTUARY! BOOTY JAIL ON DISCO PLANET CARILLON!

Tonight, Wednesday, July 17th, doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!
…at Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA. 215-545-4511
$1.99 to get in, must be age 21 and up!

www.dumpstaplayers.org

Last day, Capricorn 15s, year of the city, 2274, in a galaxy far, far away… hapless Trelena 12 obsesses about uninterested drug smuggling hunk, Starbuck 6. Her foolish attention is lost on him as he has his eyes on Trelena 12’s BFF, Tatiana 8.

Just as Starbuck 6 leaves on a secret mission, mechanical evildoer, Mr. Roboto and his fembot cohorts, R2FU and C3PU, seek the unloved heart and innocence of Trelena 12 for power and galactic domination. Trelena 12 must dodge nefarious attacks while seeking wisdom from Exstacia the Enchanter and Empress Aviara.

But what kinds of trouble await Trelena 12 on the disco planet of Carillon? Will she be sent to Booty Jail or fed to the daggets for being a socialator? And who is behind a deadly attack of meteor showers?

Destroy your life crystal, prepare to energize but beware of mouth sores in - “STAR WHOREZ”!

A portion of proceeds from this event benefit InLiquid.org, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization committed to creating opportunities and exposure for visual artists.

You can also check out The Dumpsta Players on YouTube and Facebook, as well as on PhillyCAM television.

The Dumpsta Players Present: Eurotastic!

Tonight! Wednesday, May 15th, doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!

...at Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA. 215-545-4511
$1.99 to get in, must be age 21 and up!

www.dumpstaplayers.org

What's so gay about May? Eurovision, that's what!!

Come camp it up complete with heinous costumes, flamboyantly flaming backup dancers, and a pan-European spectacle so ridiculous no American broadcaster would ever dare air it!

It's the Eurovision Song Contest and we have an evening of unparalleled Euro Pop sure to stop up your orifices for weeks to come!!

More than fantastic, almost orgasmic, it's - "EUROTASTIC"!!!!

You can also check out The Dumpsta Players on YouTube and Facebook, as well as on PhillyCAM television.

PromTrash Desperate

"PROMTRASH DESPERATE"

Tomorrow night!  Wednesday, April 17th, doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!
…at Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA. 215-545-4511
$1.99 to get in, must be age 21 and up!

www.dumpstaplayers.org

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the trashiest Prom Queen of all?!?? That's right, folks, time again to pick America's trashiest Prom Queen! The Dumpsta Players celebrate their 17th Annual stag, drag, come-as-you-were/are/is "PROMTRASH DESPERATE" @ Bob and Barbara's! Mall rats Myrna and Marble panic when stood up on Prom night. What's a gurl to do??? Can 80's teen queen Tiffany save them?!?! Find out who's got the F-C-K for U!

2012 Prom Trash queen Xanadu Xanax returns! Will last year's runner up, K & A's finest, Margaret Orthodox be back? It's revenge of the dreadful prom, so join in the ffffun! We invite all to put on a prom dress, don a tux and compete with the gender bending drag kings, queens, straight up females and males, faghags, pretty princesses and assorted other freaks!

Come enjoy the sensational crowning in - "PROMTRASH DESPERATE"!!!!

In honor of our very first PromTrash queen, Lori with the Story, a portion of proceeds from this month's show will benefit One Step Away, a Philadelphia street paper that helps raise awareness of homelessness and providing employment to those in need. The street paper, which costs a dollar, earns money to give Philadelphia's homeless opportunities to gain employment and improve their living situations. Lori with the Story was our reigning PromTrash queen from 1997-99 and passed away in 2004.

You can also check out The Dumpsta Players on YouTube and Facebook, as well as on PhillyCAM television.

The New Dumpsta Players Show Wednesday NIght!

The Dumpsta Players Present "Honey Poo Poo's Chic-Fill-A Fashion Show"

The Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2013
The Time: Doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA


HONEY POO POOS HER SKETTI! KIM KATRASHIAN VS. MISS PHILIPPINES! MISS KOSOVO VS. MISS TEEN FLORIDA!

Honey Poo Poo is all the rage at "A List"-ing baby discos from Trenton to Chattanooga! With her new found fame comes merchandising opportunities, meet and greets at Walmart, and a list of temptations no little girl should ever read.

Kim Katrashian is throwing her annual Spring Fashion Show benefiting Sick Babies and Puppies Without Borders and contemplating names for her own debut of celebrity spawn.

When Miss Philippines and her agent Max Wisenheimer are added to the entertainment lineup for the Fashion Show, it's anyone's guess who will hoard the most attention and make a splash in the headlines!

But what do Mama Poon and Miss Teen Florida have up their sleeves? And what's Lance Armstrong doing in the wings? Beware! Miss Kosovo and her scheming mother have some rather dark ideas of how they might steal the spotlight and no one is safe during The Fashion Show!

Throw down the gauntlet, gulp your skinny latte, but don't miss - - - "HONEY POO POO'S CHIC-FILL-A FASHION SHOW"!

A portion of the proceeds from "Honey Poo Poo's Chic-Fill-A Fashion Show" will benefit The Attic Youth Center!

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DJ K-Tell Presents - Get the Hook!

Join DJ K-Tell, with random performances from The Dumpsta Players, this coming Wednesday for "GET THE HOOK!"

During the 1930s Vaudeville era, "Get the hook!" was a cry from the audience to get a bad performer off the stage. Someone in the wings would get a hooked pole and hook the performer away.

Start 2013 as The Dumpstas celebrate the losers who fail to deliver a performance loved by all!

Show us your individuality and take home a PRIZE!!!

Dress as History's famous losers! Tonya Harding, Walter Mondale, Clay Aiken, Mimi Imfurst, Susan Lucci, and the Oscar loser, "The Color Purple"!

The Date: January 16, 2013
The Time: 9:00 PM EST
The Place: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA

Let's get crazzzzy - it's January ;-)

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Lost Hits of the New Wave #23

"The Fanatic" by Felony



Folks who were at last night's Dumpsta Players show in Philly got their heads refreshed for this one.

While they did continue to perform and make records, Los Angeles' Felony secured a true one hit wonder here, with "The Fanatic," which was used not only in the film Valley Girl in the 1980s, but also the recent Take Me Home Tonight.

The Tacky 80s Kitschmas Showdown

The Dumpsta Players are back! Tomorrow night, Wednesday, December 19th, at Bob and Barbara's Lounge in Philly!

Pia Zahora Vs. Debbie Getsome! Frosty Jacks Vs. Hot Tamale! Amanda Playwithe gets sleazy! Plus The 2012 Dumpsta Awards and Highlights Show!

Bob and Barbara's Lounge, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia, PA

Doors open at 10:00 PM, Showtime is 11:00 PM Sharp!

Up from the depths of the bedraggled decade of The 80s come dagloo ditties of the Holiday Season! Lost between pastels and swatches of gaudy glare, Pia Zahora throws down her exhaustive almost hits! Yoko Ono wipes out while walking on thin ice and Aldo Nova rocks the Kitschmas metal! Debbie Getsome takes us on a slipshod Sleigh Ride, and Amanda Playwithe shoots us with her sexxxy mess! But what happens when chintzy non-chums Frosty Jacks and Hot Tamale make a play for Pia? And what advice does Father Queeno Santucci have for the Hypercolor dressed set?

Crank up your boombox, cut your hair into a mullet but don't miss the tawdry conclusion of… "TACKY 80S KITSCHMAS SHOWDOWN"!

A portion of the proceeds from the performance of "Tacky 80s Kitschmas Showdown" will go to MANNA.

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The Dumpsta Players Present… Bitchy Beach Burnout

Hey, ya'll! If you haven't made it to the beach yet this summer, never fear! Bob and Barbara's has agreed to make this Wednesday night, July 18th, an All Night Beach Themed Party so please dress accordingly ;-) Drink specials all night long for the hottest bathing suits!!!

LOLA LAURENT VS. SWEETIE, DRIPSTERS GET SAND AND CRABS IN SWIMSUITS!

Bitchy Beach is home to dozens of misfit, jobless hipsters living at their parents' homes and pretending they're still nineteen. Surfing, shopping and skanking are all totally rad and a sneaky shag with your best friend's guy is a favorite past time.

Buff surfer, Dex Devon and his surfing fraternity, Big Stick Club, rule the waves and snag chicks on a nightly basis. Dex's steady, Lola Laurent, has a chip on her shoulder and Daddy's credit card, but knows little of Dex's secret sex life. Enter Sweetie, new girl in town and from the wrong side of the surf.

What happens when Dex gets drunk and asks Sweetie to get kinky? What will the other girls do when they find out about this tryst? And what really ever happened to Desdemona on Crab Cove Trail?!?

Go topless, show off your bikini, but watch out for jellyfish in - "BITCHY BEACH BURNOUT!"

Wednesday, July 18th 10:00 PM doors, 11:00 PM showtime! $1.99 cover 21+ @ Bob & Barbara's 1509 South Street Philadelphia, PA 19146 Info: (215) 545-4511 www.dumpstaplayers.org www.youtube.com/dumpstaplayers

Promtrash Sweet 16!

"PROMTRASH SWEET 16"
Wednesday, April 18th, doors open at 10 PM, show time is 11 PM sharp!
…at Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA. 215-545-4511
$1.99 to get in, must be age 21 and up!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the trashiest Prom Queen of all? That's right, folks, time again to pick America's Trashiest Prom Queen!

The Dumpsta Players celebrate their 16th Annual stag, drag, come-as-you-were/are/is "PROMTRASH SWEET 16" at Bob and Barbara's in Philadelphia!

Join rich, middle-age bitches, Alaya Richman and Holly Lefkowitz-Hawthorne, as they outspend each other celebrating their sixteen year-old daughters' birthdays, attempting to upstage "PromTrash!"

Aborto The Clown defends her 2011 Prom Trash Crown against last year's runner up, K & A's finest, Margaret Orthodox!

It's revenge of the dreadful prom, so join in the ffffun! We invite all to put on a prom dress, don a tux and compete with the gender bending drag kings, queens, straight up females and males, faghags, pretty princesses and assorted other freaks!

Come enjoy the sensational crowning in… "PROMTRASH 16"!!!!

You can also check out The Dumpsta Players on YouTube and Facebook, as well as on PhillyCAM television.

OctoberFist VII

"OctoberFist VII" with Dumpsta Players

Wednesday, October 12, 2011
10 PM Doors, 11PM SHOWTIME!
$1.99 cover
INFO: 215-545-4511

Bob and Barbara's Jazz Lounge
1509 South St.
Philadelphia, PA

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SPANISH SENORITA VS. ITALO-DISCO BAMBINA
DAVID LEE ROTH VS. STOW AWAY "SOUND OF MUSIC" NUN
EUROVISION PHREAKS FLAME-UP

Come journey with the Dumpstas to distant lands and experience a Belorussian Empress, a Serbian 60's girl group, and rowdy Greek chorus boys who dance away their troubles!

Come taste from the melting pot of Polish and Portuguese delights! Travel with us from England to Moldova!

But beware, fellow comrades... there are dark clouds on the horizon... Fascist Dictator Luka Coschmenko has sealed the borders and the workers must rise up!

Let the ancient celebration commence. In spirited rhythms and many tongues, let's fill the air with music and make merry!

Behold the songs of the people!

Behold the melody of the language!

Behold, the symphony of the season!

Raise your fist in solidarity for "OctoberFist VII"!

The Dumpsta Players Tonight - Dead 00s Revue

The Dumpsta Players are at it again with a posthumous tribute to all our fav stars who faded in the 00s! That's right -- they're all coming back for one last swan song performance in the "Dead 00's Revue"!

Expect the unexpected from all your favorites including 60s Loner Legend and outlaw Johnny Cash, the very addicted rock of Robert Palmer, jazz siren Peggy Lee, the smooth soul of Luther Vandross, the Dirty Dancing of Patrick Swayze, the 80s dance pop of Laura Branigan, the persuasive gospel according to Tammy Faye, the timeless comedy of "The Golden Girls", the very sexxxy and raunchy duo of Teena Marie and Rick James, the exquisite feline seductress Eartha Kitt, legendary punk band The Ramones, and the very King of Pop, Michael Jackson!

Many more stars are still being added!!

Come see what happens when we stir the melting pot of deathly delights in the -- "DEAD 00'S REVUE"!!!!

AT: Bob and Barbara's, 1509 South Street, Philadelphia PA, 215-545-4511, $1.99 21+
TONIGHT! Doors open at 10 PM, Showtime at 11 PM Sharp!

PromTrash 420

PROMTRASH 420"
WED. APRIL 20TH, 10PM DOORS, 11PM SHOWTIME-SHARP!
BOB AND BARBARA'S
1509 SOUTH STREET
215-545-4511
...$1.99 21+
www.dumpstaplayers.org

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the trashiest Prom Queen of all?!??

That's right, folks, time again to pick America's trashiest Prom Queen!

The Dumpsta Players celebrate their 13th Annual stag, drag, come-as-you-were/are/is "PROMTRASH 420" @ Bob and Barbara's!

They will celebrate the weed International Holiday as Mrs. Miller defends her 2010 Prom Trash crown against a freak show of greenhouse growin’ and reefer wreakin’ degenerates!

Mary Jane and her medicinally valued hemp products will be praised by long-time advocates including Amy Winehouse!

It's revenge of the dreadful prom, so join in the ffffun! We invite all to put on a prom dress, don a tux and compete with the gender bending drag kings, queens, straight up females and males, faghags, pretty princesses and assorted other freaks!

Come enjoy the sensational crowning in -

"PROMTRASH 420"!!!!

Warning: Video below, much like the Dumpsta Players themselves, is not work or child safe... enjoy at your own risk!

A Bridezilla X-Mess

DJ K-Tell and the Dumpsta Players are back!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010
10:00 PM doors, 11:00 PM showtime - sharp!
@ Bob & Barbara's Lounge
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover 21+

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BITCHES FIGHT OVER MATERIAL THINGZ
MARTHA STEWART STEPS IN
REDNECKS VS. BIG MONEY

When Heidi Hawthorne and Kelsey Lou Ann Hellwhich become Facebook friends by meeting in the "Bridal A-List" chatroom, they forge a bond hellbent on getting everything they want on their wedding day. Hunky grooms Bradley Bannister and Ennos Roscoe couldn't possibly meet their demands, especially with devious sexual trysts and family drama aplenty. Just as The Holidays approach and wedding plans are careening out of control, in steps business magnate-jailbird and quintessential lifestyle guru, Martha Stewart!

But can Martha fix the wrongs of self-righteous bitches unable to choose swatches?

Are any of the Bridesmaids capable of planning a decent bachelorette party? Who will catch the bouquet?

Find out who gets hit with the Christmas tree in -

"A Bridezilla X-Mess!"

Ideal Never Closed

Just a correction to a very popular blog entry I did a year or two back, Ideal never closed, as many of us believed.

They are still open, and still in that Quonset hut on the White Horse Pike in Hammonton New Jersey and still the place for folks with a passion for fashion, and a craving for saving.

Check them out here, and if you're feeling nostalgic for that unforgettable theme song, click here for the Dumpsta Players doing their tribute to a true South Jersey multi-media and shopping legend.

March of the Humannequins

The Dumpsta Players are back!

Wednesday, October 20th 2010
10pm doors, 11PM showtime -- sharp!
@ Bob and Barbara's
1509 South Street
Philadelphia, PA
Info: (215) 545-4511
$1.99 cover 21+

DR. LAURA VS. PROP 8
BEDBUGS VS. LADY GAGA
SHELBY DRINKS THA JUICE!

In the depths of an abandoned Woolworth's lie remnants of a long forgotten era... almost human-mannequins! Their power is summoned and they command bedbugs to prance, goth chicks to gag, hoarders to collect, and Shelby's Magnolias to wilt.

But, beware, oh, wondrous Humannequins! There's an even darker demon about and she's ranting on about Proposition 8!

Find out what happens to Dr. Laura in -
"MARCH OF THE HUMANNEQUINS"!

See the Dumpsta Players on... Facebook, YouTube, Flickr and MySpace, and on their own website, but you don't know what you're missing unless you see them live!